His winning one-liner was: 'I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next! She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!
I'll tell you what, never again.' The joke was later slammed as 'unfunny' on web forums. One Poll.com, the organisation behind the research, said: 'The majority of these jokes are clean and genuinely funny - but a lot are pretty subjective and what one person finds hilarious, someone else may not.''It's nice to see jokes from the greats like Tommy Cooper and Les Dawson are still up there and the ugly baby tale is a worthy winner.''Many of the jokes in the list are fairly timeless and will still be making people chuckle in thirty years or more.'''Tim Vine's Edinburgh Fringe Festival's joke is neither belly-laughing funny nor is it particularly shocking or controversial so it's surprising it was voted the best joke of the festival.'Being able to tell a joke is a fine art and telling a classic joke correctly in a pub full of people can be tricky.' Comedian Tim Vine smashed the world record for most jokes told in an hour with 499, beating the previous record of 362. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. 'I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one". My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked. 'I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?
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A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been hailed in a survey as the funniest gag ever.
Researchers scoured the web and examined more than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 on which 36,000 people voted.
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Rather, just keep asking the toddler to elaborate, because logic is the downfall of every toddler." –Trevor Noah on handling Donald Trump"Donald Trump still hasn't released his tax returns, 12 women have accused him of sexual assault, and he's going on trial for fraud for Trump University in November, but now the only thing the media's talking about is emails. Not even the guy who says he wants to f*ck his daughter? Of course, that is a case of 'he said' and 'she said, she said, she said, she said, she said.'" –Jimmy Kimmel"Is it possible that we've all been groped by Donald J.
Trump, but just didn't feel it because his tiny baby hands?
" –Stephen Colbert"Trump said that he wants to 'give back to the country' he loves.
I challenge anyone who would dare say there’s “no such thing as ‘Jewish’ humor! Like that girl with the curl, when a Jewish joke is good it’s very very good and showcases our unique Jewish spirit, wit, and yes, often sarcastic brand of humor. Could there be a funnier or sharper way to respond? “How can you sit there when the ship may be sinking?! (She’s still deciding which.) She was also chosen as a Distinguished Woman in Las Vegas in March of 2014.
” One comic I interviewed who became a star during his salad days doing Jewish “shtick” recently swore there was no difference between Red Skelton and Sid Caesar! The Wish Tim and Lyle, walking down Main Street with Moshe, their boss, spied an oil lamp. Frum & More Frum A distinguished orthodox rabbi arrived in heaven and was greeted by an angel. Marnie invites you to join her on Facebook, Linked In, and Twitter. For counseling she can also be reached at Liveperson: